March 2012
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sarahcharahsan:
What if I can’t be all that you need me to be? We’ve got a good thing going, we have some promises to keep. But my diction, it can be such a detriment. Please believe in this my dear, I am more than penitent. What if everything’s just the way that it will be? Could it be that I am meant to cause you all this grief? My warship’s a-lying off the coast of your delicate heart, ...
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riders-of-brohan:
“I’ve lost weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
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mattvogel:
Let’s juuuust stop drop eeeverythiiinggg forget each others names and just walk awayyyyyy
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Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
Brian McKnight is my hero.
I’m officially drunk.
Drink down your doubt. A glass half empty can...
elizabethanemily:
jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside
I need a cuddle.
Fuck all the fucks
